Mondays Joke of the Week – How to make a Gold Fish old

Hi again. Here is Monday’s Joke of the Week.to start your week off on a happy note.

Take away the G

 

Freddie’s Monday’s joke of the week

My friend Freddie wants to present Monday’s Joke of the Week.

freddie joke of week

The large sign at the Zoo warned visitors not to scare the ostriches. The floors are concrete!

ostrich

OUCH!

 

 

 

Monday’s Joke – Where do sheep go?

baa baa shop cartoon

Please welcome my second animal cartoon.

I thought I would blog a joke every Monday to start the week off on a humorous note.

I must admit that I am enjoying creating animal images to accompany my little jokes.

I hope it puts a smile your dial.

Let me know if you enjoy these little cartoons.

What did the fish say?

Dam cartoonNothing makes you feel better than a good laugh.  Scientists tell us that laughing is fun and makes us feel better but we already know that.  A good comedy movie or a good joke always promotes communication and strengthens interaction between people and benefits both the giver and the receiver.

My Dad is a lovely man and always makes everyone around him feel welcome and important.  He loves to tell jokes and therefore each time I see him I always try to have a new joke for him – sometime it becomes a bit of a joke fest.

Anyhow just for fun! I thought I try and draw a few humourous cartoon images from some of the very simple jokes that I have heard over the years. Here is my first cartoon.  Hope you like it.

No Eleven and No Twelve in the 24 different Ways to create Art Series

digital imageDigital Art: Generally the term digital artist is used to describe an artist who makes use of digital technologies in the production of art. In an expanded sense, “digital art” is a term applied to contemporary art that uses the methods of mass production or digital media.

The techniques of digital art are used extensively by the mainstream media in advertisements, and by film-makers to produce visual effectsDesktop publishing has had a huge impact on the publishing world, although that is more related to graphic design. Both digital and traditional artists use many sources of electronic information and programs to create their work. Given the parallels between visual and musical arts, it is possible that general acceptance of the value of digital art will progress in much the same way as the increased acceptance of electronically produced music over the last three decades.

Digital art can be purely computer-generated  or taken from other sources, such as a scanned photograph or an image drawn using vector graphicssoftware using a mouse or graphics tablet.  Artworks are considered digital painting when created in similar fashion to non-digital paintings but using software on a computer platform and digitally outputting the resulting image as painted on canvas.

Music, the art of sounds, the art of silencesfree_music_note

Music is an art form whose medium is sound. Its common elements are pitch (which governs melody and harmony), rhythm (and its associated concepts tempometer, and articulation), dynamics, and the sonic qualities of timbre and texture. The word derives from Greek μουσική (mousike; “art of the Muses“). In its most general form the activities describing music as an art form include the production of works of music, the criticism of music, the study of the history of music, and the aesthetic dissemination of music.

Within the arts, music may be classified as a performing art, a fine art, and auditory art. It may also be divided among art music and folk music. There is also a strong connection between music and mathematics. Music may be played and heard live, may be part of a dramatic work or film, or may be recorded.

To many people in many cultures, music is an important part of their way of life. Ancient Greek and Indian philosophers defined music as tones ordered horizontally as melodies and vertically as harmonies. Common sayings such as “the harmony of the spheres” and “it is music to my ears” point to the notion that music is often ordered and pleasant to listen to.

In formation sourced from Wikipedia.

24 Ways to produce Art – Method No Seven and No Eight

Still continuing with my Series on 24 Ways to produce Art..  This blog covers Animation and Body Art.

Animation, a variant of cinema which basically includes drawn characters

penguinAnimation is the process of creating motion and shape change by means of the rapid display of a sequence of static images that minimally differ from each other. The illusion—as in motion pictures in general—is thought to rely on the phi phenomenonAnimators are artists who specialize in the creation of animation.

Animations can be recorded on either analogue media, such as a flip bookmotion picture film, video tape, or on digital media, including formats such as animated GIFFlash animation or digital video. To display animation, a digital camera, computer, or projector are used along with new technologies that are produced.

Animation creation methods include the traditional animation creation method and those involving stop motion animation of two and three-dimensional objects, such as paper cutouts, puppets and clay figures. Images are displayed in a rapid succession, usually 24, 25, 30, or 60 frames per second.

Many TV showstoday use animation and animation gives them that more of a unique look, allowing them to do more than what they could do with actors.

 

mumBody art, which uses the human body for expression as canvas, like tattoos or make-up

Body art is art made on, with, or consisting of, the human body. The most common forms of body art are tattoos and body piercings. Other types include scarificationbrandingsubdermal implantsscalpelling, shaping (for example tight-lacing of corsets), full body tattoo and body painting.

Body art is also a sub-category of performance art, in which artists use or abuse their own body to make their particular statements. More extreme body art can involve mutilation or pushing the body to its physical limits.

In more recent times, the body has become a subject of much broader discussion and treatment than can be reduced to body art in its common understanding. Important strategies that question the human body are: implants, body in symbiosis with the new technologiesvirtual bodies, among others.

In formation sourced from Wikipedia.

24 ways to create art – Methods Five and Six

Continuing with the 24 ways to create art.  Method Five is Animation. and Method Six is Cinema

 Animation, a variant of cinema which basically includes drawn characters

animationAnimation is the process of creating motion and shape change illusion by means of the rapid display of a sequence of static images that minimally differ from each other. The illusion—as in motion pictures in general—is thought to rely on the phi phenomenonAnimators are artists who specialize in the creation of animation.

Animations can be recorded on either analogue media, such as a flip bookmotion picture film, video tape, or on digital media, including formats such as animated GIFFlash animation or digital video. To display animation, a digital camera, computer, or projector are used along with new technologies that are produced.

Animation creation methods include the traditional animation creation method and those involving stop motion animation of two and three-dimensional objects, such as paper cutouts, puppets and clay figures. Images are displayed in a rapid succession, usually 24, 25, 30, or 60 frames per second.

Many TV shows today use animation and animation gives them that more of a unique look, allowing them to do more than what they could do with actors.

In formation sourced from Wikipedia.

cinema Cinema, the art of creating sensations with recorded movements and dialogues

The process of filmmaking is both an art and an industry. Films were originally recorded onto plastic film which was shown through a movie projector onto a large screen (in other words, ananalog recording process). The adoption of CGI-based special effects led to the use of digital intermediates. Most contemporary films are now fully digital through the entire process of production, distribution, and exhibition from start to finish. Films recorded in analog form traditionally included an optical soundtrack, which is a graphic recording of the spoken words, music and other sounds that are to accompany the images. It runs along a portion of the film exclusively reserved for it and is not projected.

Films are cultural artifacts created by specific cultures. They reflect those cultures, and, in turn, affect them. Film is considered to be an important art form, a source of popular entertainment, and a powerful medium for educating—or indoctrinating—citizens. The visual basis of film gives it a universal power of communication. Some films have become popular worldwide attractions by using dubbing or subtitles to translate the dialog into the language of the viewer

In formation sourced from Wikipedia.

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